After 3 years, I finally decided to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, I watched the first episode titled 'Friendship Is Magic Part 1 and Part 2', 2 minutes in, I was enjoying it, I got my gun and shot my left leg.
I then finish watching, I thought it was the greatest thing ever, I then get a wheelchair and shoot my right leg.
I then approach a guy who wanted to brohoof me, I proceed to brohoof this guy, I shot my left arm with the last bullet I had for my gun since I still needed to use my right arm.
I go to the gunshop to buy bullets for my gun, I bought 3 bullets for my gun and see that the bullets had cutie marks on the back of the bullets, I use one of them to shoot my penis.
The next day, I see my father and he was in a pony costume and I asked him to take it off and he wouldn't so I shot my anus.
I see my mom hoping that she doesn't do anything pony related, I see her ditch dad for a handsome male pony, fatal shot to the head, I'm died.